Rantings Diversified

I have seen this meme making the rounds for awhile now.  I stole it from SparkyBing(I love that name) and I’ve seen it recently at Wordnerd as well as other places.
I thought to make this old meme interesting that I would use the answers to the questions in a sentence that directly relates to the subject.
Read on.  You’ll see what I mean.

1.Your rock star name (first pet, current car) – Ringo Dakota
Ladies and Gentlemen!  Just back from their European tour.  Let’s give a warm welcome to The Ringo Dakota Band!!!

2.Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) – Vanilla Boots
Yo, G!  Fiddy and Kanye got nothin’ on Vanilla Boots

3.Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal) – Green Dog ( It should have been my Gangsta’ name!)
The cavalry rode through the pass only to be ambushed by Green Dog and his band of renegade Susquehannok Injuns.

4.Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born) – John Harrisburg
Sarah, who is married to Kyle but having an affair with John Harrisburg, was the only one who knew he was dying of a rare disease last recorded in humans in the early 12th century.

5.Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name) Fitbr
The Federation knew they were in trouble when the entire regiment of Tie-fighters desended on the ship,lead by their ace star fighter, Fitbr!

6.Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) – Black Vodka
Then just as Comrade The Messiah was starting to sign the Anti-Freedom bill, Black Vodka stepped from the shadows and shot his evil nemisis with his Liberty gun and the world was once again safe from the evil clutches of the Demoncrat empire.

7.NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers) – Richard John
There are two laps to go as Richard John in the #69 Miller Lite, Dupont, Home Depot, Go Daddy, Nextel, Stuckeys, Office Max, Chevrolet pulls pass Rickky Bobby’s #00 Dodge to take the lead.

8.Dancer name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy) Grey Flannel Three Musketeer
The reviews for the newest dance inspired show on Broadway were at best lackluster but the performance of Grey-Flannel-Three-Musketeer was really the worst this reviewer has ever seen.

9.TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) – Shaffner Syracuse
And now here’s your WWTF first ten at ten, seven day, doppler radar forecast from Shaffner Syracuse.

10.Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower) – Summer Daisey (doesn’t really work for me)
The name is Daisey, Summer Daisey.  (See, it just doesn’t work!)

11.Cartoon name:(favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) – Apple Sweat Pants (WTF?)
The cartoon name, Apple Sweat-Pants sounds like a friendly streewalking hooker from Sesame Street.

12.Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) – Cold Pizza Hickory
Even while living at the commune Cold-Pizza Hickory refused to eat tofu.

13.Movie (or porn) star name (first pet, first street where you lived) – Ringo Schoolhouse
Ringo Schoolhouse was compelling in his newest romantic comedy, “The Cusp of the Eve of a Bunch of Women Sitting around Talking”.

Ok, so now it’s K8theGr8, JD, Grandad , Roosta and Sam’s turn and of course I want The Blonde Goddess to do this too.
Just because I have tagged these folks doesn’t mean you can’t steal it and do it also.
So, get amognst it!

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