Politics or Parlor Tricks, What’s the Difference?
A week from this coming Tuesday is our presidential primary day. Here in Pennsylvania we have a closed primary vote. What that means is that you can only vote within your party. I have been a registered demoncrat since I was 18 years old so I get to choose between B. Hussein Oh-bomber and Billary Rodham-Rodham, the queen of the Clintonistas.
All of the candidates have been running TV and radio spots trying to convince us that they are the only ones who can do the job properly. The ads are pretty funny. Billary is running one that is attempting to tell us she’s from Scranton because some great-great-great-great grandfather once removed then divorced then disowned once lived there and then we’re supposed to believe she spent summers there without electricity and indoor plumbing but she loved it because she’s one of the little people. This from the Yale educated, Connecticut raised woman whose tax returns show she made 190 million dollar bills in the past 8 years and whose only contribution to charity was to the Clinton foundation. I guess that means I can deduct the amount I’m going to spend on a new fridge as a contribution to the Brianf foundation.
On the other hand B. Hussein Oh-bomber is trying to tell us that during the 20 minutes he’s been a US senator he’s fought against everything and is responsible for all legislation. He is also going on and on about taxing companies to the hilt and giving away even more money to the so-called poor. So let’s see, under his presidency gas will be $37.50 a pint and a pound of pasta noodles will cost $55 because all companies will be taxed to death but that’ll be OK because we’ll all be equally poor and the gub’mint will give us all food stamps and welfare checks.
Whichever one wins the party endorsement will get to campaign against John McCain.
I’m going to vote for Billary Rodham-Rodham, the queen of the Clintonistas and I’ll tell you why.
You see when the demoncrat national convention comes around this summer I fully expect Billary and B. Hussein will still be neck and neck in the race and the demoncrats will explode in so far as all the Oh-bomber supporters will defect if the Clintonistas win the party’s nomination and visa-versa for the Clintonistas supporters. No matter which one wins the party’s nomination about ½ of the demoncrats base will be disaffected and John (I never met a bill that takes away our rights I didn’t like) McCain will win and we’ll all be screwed anyway.
Too bad Ron Paul didn’t make a better showing. He is the only one who makes any sense.
