Rantings Diversified

Ok, we are going to call this post, Stream of Consciousness. Why you ask? Because I have about ten different ideas for posts and I’m not going to write ten different 5 line posts. You see I’m just like that, so deal with it, will ya’?
I love where I live. I live in an old neighborhood populated with the sons and daughters of the original owners as well as the newbies like me. My next door neighbors are; A 70-something couple that are the original owners and a divorced, single father kinda’ guy my age who works for the state. Across the street are Jody and Donna. They are really good people who work WAY too much in their yard but that is probably why my yard pales in comparison to theirs. Then there is Frank the business owner who is too D4 (90210) to bother talking to us boggers (rednecks). Beside him is Bill who probably could buy and sell Frank before lunch. He’s a really nice guy who stops by and has a drink and a chat when I’m out working in the yard. He’s a good guy. He’s a former Marine. Then beside him are the Petersons! Most of us in the neighborhood call them that because no one knows their name.
Oh, come on!! Everyone has one of these unfriendly, uncommunicative, asshole, dickhead types in their neighborhoods. I have gone out of my way, when I first moved in, to wave and say hello only to be met with them turning 180 degrees or acting like they didn’t see me despite the fact they were looking right at me. We call them, “The Petersons”, because he looks like Scott Peterson.
The old folks beside me are the type, who, when you arise at 0630, has half their yard work done. WTF is with that? They are really nice people and I hope they don’t stop giving me their home made bread.
This whole Paris Hilton thing has me REALLY pissed off.
Why are we sending people to jail for focking TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS!!!!
This dumb-shit-know-nothing-too-skinny-bleached-blonde-someone-I- wouldn’t-get-along-with-outside-of-sex was busted for reckless driving. Her license was taken away. Then as typical for most everyone she continued to drive. She got caught twice driving with a suspended license. Big Focking Deal!! She got sent to jail for this! WTF!
My child support is terminated as of June 7, 2007. This is a good thing. No longer do I have to deal with the county assholes. I don’t want to get into it. I may well do much more on it at a later date.
Today we celebrate the 193rd Special Operations Wing Support Group of the PA National Air Guard.
I have worn the tri-color of the U.S. Army Support For Army Families on my shooting hat for over ten years.
That’s enough. I’m out.
My neighbor Jody is the single most coolest person I’ve ever met. Tonight we went down to my garage to try and make the FREE lawn mower he found for me work. His email address is jdlinz(at)verizon(dot)net. Please send him an email and tell him how much he is appreciated. He is a Technopeasant and doesn’t browse the blog world.
Now, a bit of background on this. We looked at the mower last weekend and figured out what the problem was and I went and got the offending gasket. Tonight he spent about an hour and a half rebuilding the offending carburetor. It did not need a rebuild kit, it needed some TLC. He delivered it in spades.
I don’t know how to thank him more.
The coolest TV show on TV today is a show called, “So You Think You Are Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”. It is hosted by Jeff Foxworthy and I like it.
So there you go.
Feel free to leave comments and there were no sheep harmed in the making of this post, Sam!