Rantings Diversified

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.  coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it would appear to be better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.

OTIS DAY AND THE KNIGHTS!!!!
are playing at Hershey Park this coming Friday night 5.5.7

Did I happen to mention it’s this coming Friday night!!!!!

Did I happen to mention it’s Otis Day and the Knights!!!!!!

Don’t bother calling me on Friday night, I’ll be jumping up
and down yelling something along the line of…….

Oh, weee, Oh, weee, oh!
UPDATE – $27.95 to enter the park and $10.00 to enter the Ampthitheater equals more than I’m going to pay to see them!!!