My Bar Tab is $630.00
my bar tab is…..
This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and added up your total fine. Title your post or comment, “My Bar Tab is$……..” You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on a significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
Gave oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with, at work –$25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25
Tally it up and tell me what your Bar Tab Is…
A total of $710.50 – 50c for peeing in the pool? Maaan…
It would have been easier to add up the stuff I haven’t done..:)
In my defense… Most of that stuff I did a long time ago… mostly;)
100.50
I’d feel better about myself if it had been under 100.00 but I admit I have peed in a pool.
$400.00
It’s just as well you don’t get down for repeatedly masturbating …
Geez, I hadn’t thought of that. If that were the case how many people, being honest, would have a $37,000.00 fine?
I have lived a far too sheltered life, but that is all about to change! I expect to rack up a lot of points soon.
Well, we know who the “pool pee-ers” are.
I question some of the dollar values of some of these – I would rate some much higher than others.
Uh oh! Francine I was so impressed that you scored so low. The young lady who sent this to me owes $795.00 Yikes! I was hopeing the scores were going to continue downward.
Phil,
We have not received your score yet!! Don’t make me call a lawyer of great repute with many years expierence!
it is not my fault I have been in a long term relationship with someone who hates sex, I am still young and I want to enjoy the things I was too shy to enjoy when I was younger. But not the puerto rican, nothing wrong with them just not my type at all.
well maybe it is my fault after all.
If masturbation had anything to do with it, I’d have a score of $1,000,000.00…
LOL, at least you’re honest!
We still have yet to receive how much the fines are for Phil and Dario. as well as quite a few others.
Wow. I’m pretty boring. $190.00. $190.50 if you count peeing in the pool. Not that I did. You know.
Oh. I’m stealing this. It’s too good not to!
OK…mine is $37,000…and $0.50….
Fine … mine, on masturbation alone is approximately $1 x 10 to the power of 15.
You all needed to know that.
$385.50 – no wonder I need to replenish pool chlorine so often. Not a bad score for such a blokey offering.
$415. Only 22 and I’m beating my mother. Oh dear….
As I read this – and laughed all the way through, I must add – it occurred to me that I need to get out more.
Thanks for the laugh.
Oh, 295, by the way. I barely cracked the majors
A couple questions
Does it come from Alabama? Why is anal so pricey?
And are these flat prices or per time?
If flat fee
$365
OK. Now I’m broke.