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    All figured out

    March 29th, 2007

    Well I finally figured it out. algore has been hounding us about global warming and I now know why! You see he’s not really human. He’s an Evil Snow God from some divergent or parallel universe sent here to enslave us all in a world wide ice age wherein we are all frozen and stored for future use. Yikes!!! The scary thing is that we have yet to discover what that future use is but you know how Evil Snow Gods are. They make large scale conspiratorial plans and then have them carried out by minions!! Yes, Minions!!! I can see it happening already what with the grey haired pony tail set wearing their birkenstocks in winter getting use to chilly feet. See, it’s starting already.
    Now if you don’t believe me then go to any on-line English to Latin translator and type in the word, “cold”. Ha! There you have the last part of the puzzle. The latin word for cold is algor!!! Proof positive that he is an Evil Snow God who has come from beyond to enslave us and freeze us all for his evil purposes.
    [Update]
    I received a note from my friend Kate in Ireland who said,”I looked up the latin word for hot, which seems to be ‘Calidus’. Ireland used to be called ‘Caledonia’ so you’ll be safe here. “. There, you see another piece of the puzzle falls into place. Put that info together with the fact noone has ever seen algore in Galway, Cork,Limerick,Wexford,Easkey or even Cavan. Through all my intensive research on Evil Snow Gods this bit of information falls right in line. There is always either a safe place or a Destruct-O-Ray gun that defeats them and since we haven’t invented a Destruct-O-Ray gun yet Ireland seems to be the logical place.
    Now I know you’re all saying that this sounds far fetched but take this in to account. My friend Kate is actually K8 the Gr8!! You see I’m fairly certain that she is a, “Good- Warm Summer Rain Just Enough To Cool You Off and Have a Pleasent Afternoon Godess”, and we all know that they are the nemisis of Evil Snow Gods, so she would know all about how to defeat Evil Snow Gods.


    Three Gentlemen were sitting at a bar…..

    March 28th, 2007

    Three Gentlemen were sitting at a bar enjoying their favorite adult beverage.  There was a Texan drinking Tequila and a New Yorker having a glass of wine and a guy from Pennsylvania enjoying a Yuengling Chesterfield Ale.

    The guy from Texas finishes his Tequila and turns to the other two.  He throws the bottle up in the air.  Pulls his pistol, covers the bottle and shoots it out of the air.  He then turns to the other two and says, ”I’m from Texas, the largest state in the lower 48 and we have the biggest and the best of everything there…….and we have LOTS of Tequila.

    Not to be outdone the New Yorker finishes off his glass of wine, picks up the bottle, throws it in the air, pulls his pistol, covers the bottle and shoots it.  Whereupon he turns to the others and proclaims, “I’m from New York City.  We have everything the world offers.  We have the best museums, the best theaters, the best restaurants, the best wine from all over the world, the best of everything the world offers.  If it exists we get it first and long before any one else.  New York, New York so nice they named it twice and we have PLENTY of wine.”.

    Well the guy from Shendo’(Shenandoah, Schuylkill county) decides he has to get into this as well.  He downs his Chesterfield, throws the bottle in the air, pulls his pistol and shoots the New Yorker, catches the bottle as it falls, shows it to the Texan and says, “I’m from Pennsylvania and where I’m from we recycle these and we have way too many New Yorkers!”.

     


    My Bar Tab is $630.00

    March 26th, 2007

    my bar tab is…..
    This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and added up your total fine. Title your post or comment, “My Bar Tab is$……..” You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
    Smoked pot — $10
    Did acid — $5
    Ever had sex at church — $25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
    Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
    Had sex for money — $100
    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
    Vandalized something — $20
    Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
    Beat up someone — $20
    Been jumped — $10
    Crossed dressed — $10
    Given money to stripper — $25
    Been in love with a stripper — $20
    Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
    Ever drive drunk — $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
    Used toys while having sex — $30
    Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
    Went skinny dipping — $5
    Had sex in a pool — $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
    Cheated on a significant other — $10
    Masturbated — $10
    Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
    Gave oral — $5
    Got oral — $5
    Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
    Stole something — $10
    Had sex with someone in jail — $25
    Made a nasty home video — $15
    Had a threesome — $50
    Had sex in the wild — $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 — $25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
    Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
    Went streaking — $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
    Been arrested — $5
    Spent time in jail — $15
    Peed in the pool — $0.50
    Played spin the bottle — $5
    Done something you regret — $20
    Had sex with your best friend — $20
    Had sex with someone you work with, at work –$25
    Had anal sex — $80
    Lied to your mate — $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25

    Tally it up and tell me what your  Bar Tab Is…


    ?Questions?

    March 22nd, 2007

    OK, it’s my turn.  I’m asking the questions here.
    Here is an easy one.
    Finish the line.

    If I were an item in a, “fixins bar”, I’d be……….

    post your answer in the comments.


    Answers

    March 20th, 2007

    Dario
    What is the perfect way to stop the spread of the skobie spores?

    Medical researchers and nuclear scientists have been working on this problem since late 1974 and the best they have come up with is to increase the Dole and Social Welfare.  That of course has backfired and all those scientists were summarily executed in the mid 90’s.  I personally feel a large scale direct action is needed at this point.  It would require fleets of Humvees with twin Ma’Dueces mounted and then a large advertising campaign offering free beer and horrible dance music along with track suit giveaways.  Once the majority of the chavs are rounded up into the stadiums then the Humvees would drive through…..and there you have it.  The remainder of the skobies would then be hunted down utilizing 2 man Scout/Sniper teams.
    And the people rejoiced!
    If you were stranded on a desert island, what three CDs could you not live without?
    Michelle Shocked;    Short, Sharp, Shocked
    Frank Zappa; Shut Up and Play Your Guitar
    John Prine; Great Days

    If you were stranded on a desert island, which of the following women would you want with you, why you take them, and why you would turn down the other two:
    Amy Lee, Scarlett Johansson, or Jessica Alba.
    (Yes, I’m well aware that those three women feature heavily on my Ten Hottest Women On The Planet list, but pick one. None of the above is not an acceptable answer.)

    First off, my answer would be Gina Gershon aka the most beautiful woman in the world!
    Amy Lee….kinda’ attractive.  Jessica Alba…..I don’t think she is attractive!!  She’s too skinny too.
    So my answer would be the daughter of the lead singer of The New York Dolls, Scarlett Johansson.  She is an actress who I look at some times and say, “Yea, she’s cute, kinda’”  and other times I look at her and drop my jaw and say, DAMN!!!  So yes, Scarlett Johansson wins.
    What is your proudest achievement in life?
    Can I say, my son?  Is that arrogant of me to consider having and raising a son an achievement?
    If you could pick one of the man, the legend, Rob O’Brien’s chat up lines to use on a night out, what would it be and why?
    Aw, Man, he has so many great lines to chat a girl with that will guarantee I don’t get anywhere with her that it is almost impossible to pick just one.  But….
    ”Man, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!”.  I think this one is just so funny that if I tried that one around here she would laugh and probably continue chatting with me just because I had the balls to use a corny line like that or I’d get a drink in the face and then she’d walk away laughing.  There’s no middle ground with that line.

    Susan
    Well, my questions are.. what do you consider beautiful in a woman? And an example would be…
    This is actually a tough question.  I love women!!!  Be they short, tall, fat, skinny, tomboyish, girly-girlish, blonde, brunette, ginger or any tone in-between.  I find all kinds of women beautiful.  The girls I have dated, loved, lusted, whatever has run the gamut of all kinds.  I have never figured out a single category of woman that I prefer over another.  One thing I know I do not like is a girl that wears a lot of makeup.  My examples of beautiful women are;
    Gina Gershon (as I stated above, the most beautiful woman in the world)
    Maria Bartiromo, CNBC anchorwoman
    Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
    Brittany Spears((pre head shaved)she’s looney but gorgeous)
    Maria deMedieros, Portuguese actress
    also, what are your publishing ambitions?
    Someday in the distant future someone, hopefully a relative, will stumble upon my writings and publish them and they’ll become a worldwide best seller.  They will disprove all the accepted theories on the early 21st century and send sociologists and historians into a frenzy of how to depict the state of the world before the great nuclear holocaust.  Seriously I have no publishing ambitions.  I am a literary hack.  I have no visions of my writing being any thing more than my rantings, diversified.

    Sven
    What is your favorite handload for 223?
    For short course I load……
    LC case, trimmed and cleaned and decrimped.
    75 grain Hornaday HPBT match bullet
    24.5 grains of Varget
    CCI BR4 benchrest primer
    Loaded to mag length
    For long range I load……….
    Lapua case, trimmed and cleaned.
    80 grain Sierra HPBTMK bullet
    25.3 grains of Varget
    CCI BR4 benchrest primer
    Loaded for length to .002 off the lands

    Francine
    Would you rather be with someone to avoid being lonely or just be alone to avoid being with someone you didn’t really like?
    I would definitely prefer to be alone.  I like being singular.
    franklin gothic or avant garde?
    Definately avant garde!!  I go to the National Gallery of Art occasionally and I try to time my trips there with modern art shows.
    beer or cider?
    A pint of Yuengling Premium Beer, please!

    Dario again
    Were John Brown’s Army correct in taking their course of action in attempting to start an insurrection during the 19th century in America?
    Harpers Ferry is about an hour and a half drive from here.  I don’t think anyone other than John Brown and his 20 some odd followers consider his actions as an insurrection.  He was an abolitionist, a religious fanatic and generally a looney bird.  He suffered from delusions, self admittedly.  His later life was quite violent.  He and some of his sons are known, in Kansas, for executing pro-slavery farmers.  No trial, no argument, these people were removed from their houses in the middle of the night and murdered simply because they were slave owners.  He became know as,”Old Brown of Osawatomie”.
    His attempt at taking the armory at Harpers Ferry would have put a lot of brand new rifles into the hands of an extreme element of the anti-slavery movement.  Now the ends he was fighting for were noble and good but it was his tactics that made him a criminal.
    The Civil War Museum here in Harrisburg has a rifle taken by John Brown at Harpers Ferry.  The government kept very good records and all the serial numbers from all the rifles are known from the raid.  The ones known about, that are not in museums, bring hundreds of thousands of dollars at auction.

    Phil
    What is the average airspeed velocity of the African Sparrow?
    Phil, Just so I can be a bit more precise, is that with or without a coconut?
    It is an unladen swallow.

    My intense and in-depth research of this question(all ten minutes of it) has proven that this is a question that has been thoroughly studied since 1975.  The best scientific paper I found on the subject is below.

    http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/theories/

    The question of the identity of the ‘African Swallow’ referred to by King Arthur in Chapman et al (1975) is still unresolved.
    Personally, I feel it is unlikely to have been the South African Cliff-swallow Hirundo spilodera as European knowledge of geography would not have spread as far in King Arthur’s time. It seems likely that only species breeding in West Africa or Ethiopia would be known to Europeans and perhaps Ethiopia, land of Prester John (who I’m sure would have been a close personal friend of King Arthur) is perhaps the best candidate.
    I would propose that either Red-chested Swallow Hirundo lucida (which breeds in West Africa and western Ethiopia) or Ethiopian Swallow Hirundo aethiopica (which breeds in the Sahel and Ethiopia) and which both closely resemble European Swallow, are two likely candidates, although the widespread Lesser Striped Swallow Hirundo abyssinica is another possibility.
    The problem highlights the problems of specifically identifying species from manuscripts and documents dating from pre-Linnean times, when there was no standard terminology.


    Vernal Equinox

    March 19th, 2007

    I was born during the International Geophysical Year.
    Today is International Earth Day.
    Tomorrow at 00:07 UTC, Zulu, GMT (20:07EDT) is the vernal equinox.  Technically the equinox is on March 21 but it will still be the 20th here when it occurs.
    I do not subscribe to the pseudo-religion of Global Warming.  I think it’s political not scientific.
    I want to get a dog.  What kind should I get?
    My favorite web site to read is still The West Virginia Surf Report and
    Jefferson Davis and
    Dario Sanchez
    and
    The Arse End of Ireland and
    Grannymar and
    Susan Abraham and
    This could go on for awhile so check out the Links I Like on the right.
    I’m going to steal an idea from Dario Sanchez and ask yous’ guys’ to ask me any questions you want to ask.  Be it personal, social, ridiculous, I don’t care.  Put them in the comments section and tomorrow or the next day I’ll write a post answering them.
    Go on, start typing.


    Saint Patrick

    March 17th, 2007

    So, you were expecting green beer and fake orange beards, were ya’?

    St. Patrick is one of the world’s most popular saints.
    Apostle of Ireland, born at Kilpatrick, near Dumbarton, in Scotland, in the year 387; died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland, 17 March, 461.  Along with St. Nicholas and St. Valentine, the secular world shares our love of these saints. This is also a day when everyone’s Irish.  There are many legends and stories of St. Patrick, but this is his story.

    Patrick was born around 385 in Scotland, probably Kilpatrick. His parents were Calpurnius and Conchessa, who were Romans living in Britian in charge of the colonies.  As a boy of fourteen or so, he was captured during a raiding party and taken to Ireland as a slave to herd and tend sheep. Ireland at this time was a land of Druids and pagans. He learned the language and practices of the people who held him.  During his captivity, he turned to God in prayer. He wrote

    “The love of God and his fear grew in me more and more, as did the faith, and my soul was rosed, so that, in a single day, I have said as many as a hundred prayers and in the night, nearly the same.” “I prayed in the woods and on the mountain, even before dawn. I felt no hurt from the snow or ice or rain.”
    Patrick’s captivity lasted until he was twenty, when he escaped after having a dream from God in which he was told to leave Ireland by going to the coast. There he found some sailors who took him back to Britian, where he reunited with his family.
    He had another dream in which the people of Ireland were calling out to him “We beg you, holy youth, to come and walk among us once more.”
    He began his studies for the priesthood. He was ordained by St. Germanus, the Bishop of Auxerre, whom he had studied under for years.
    Later, Patrick was ordained a bishop, and was sent to take the Gospel to Ireland. He arrived in Ireland March 25, 433, at Slane. One legend says that he met a chieftain of one of the tribes, who tried to kill Patrick. Patrick converted Dichu (the chieftain) after he was unable to move his arm until he became friendly to Patrick.
    Patrick began preaching the Gospel throughout Ireland, converting many. He and his disciples preached and converted thousands and began building churches all over the country. Kings, their families, and entire kingdoms converted to Christianity when hearing Patrick’s message.
    Patrick by now had many disciples, among them Beningnus, Auxilius, Iserninus, and Fiaac, (all later canonized as well).
    Patrick preached and converted all of Ireland for 40 years. He worked many miracles and wrote of his love for God in Confessions. After years of living in poverty, traveling and enduring much suffering he died March 17, 461.
    He died at Saul, where he had built the first church.
    Why a shamrock?
    Patrick used the shamrock to explain the Trinity, and has been associated with him and the Irish since that time.


    Winning is an Attitude

    March 15th, 2007

    A few years ago I had the pleasure of meeting and getting to know one of the greatest Highpower Rifle shooters of our generation.   His name is Dick Whiting and he wrote a series of articles on mental training.  Every year I break them out and re-read them.  They are invaluable to me in helping me screw my head on correctly for the coming shooting season.  He graciuosly has allowed me to reprint them here.  Here is the first one

    Some say that Vince Lombardi said, “Winning isn’t everything, it is the only thing.” What he actually said was, “Winning isn’t everything, striving to win is.” We may never reach our goal, but we strive daily toward perfection. it’s an attitude thing.

    Winning…is the sole reason for competition. If we are in it to lose, then why partake. To the Gladiators, it was a matter of life and death. Those who engage in running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain have a ‘sharply’ defined incentive to run faster than the bulls. For the rifle shooter there are lots of incentives that entice individuals to get involved and strive for the ‘Golden Ring’, ergo DR Badge. But, how do we succeed as competitors? We start at the very beginning of life, the day we were born…and a time when we were competitors. We had an incentive to breath…and we still do, but the process does not require conscious though. As we grew, we experienced many set backs, a few bumps on the butt and noggin while trying to stand, or walk those few halting steps, or while eating try not to punch our eye out with a fork…so Mom gave us a spoon. We learn quickly how the spoon can be effective in launching peas or other unsuitable foods. Success…and we learned by it…even if a spanking came with the fun.

    We learned in steps, gradually over a long period of time just what we needed to do and what not to do, like touching something that was hot, or swinging off the draperies, or carrying around sharp objects. In any event, you get the picture. Some of us, as it turned out, became great runners, others became doctors, others lawyers, and still others electricians, plumbers, nurses, or workers on an assembly line. Each getting very good at what we did and perhaps still do. Here is where practice and training pays off. Do something often enough and you will become proficient at it…perhaps not a world class swimmer, or diver, or a runner or high jumper, or an excellent shooter, but you will be good at it. I witnessed a young soldier once putting charges on mortar shells…he was not only fast, but accurate. He had achieved his goal…to be the best mortar squad in the company and/or division. To each his own…I suppose.

    One of my favorite training tools is the pencil. Exercise: Pick one up and write your name, no not on the wall, on a piece of paper. Go ahead…it doesn’t hurt. Now, explain in writing the mechanics involved with this exercise. This may take a while, so I will shorten the process. One cannot precisely explain the mechanics involved, because they are practiced and involuntary…they are part of our subconscious. What told our fingers how to pick up the pencil, versus what fingers to use as the pencil is manipulated around the page? We don’t have to look at a pencil to pick it up, or the piece of paper, or any object for that matter. It is our automatic system working for us. Just as I type this, I can do so without looking at the keyboard, after over 14 years using a typewriter or desktop, it has become practiced motion…muscle memory if you will. When a person gets into a car, and starts the engine, they are performing as they have practiced for how many years? The same fundamentals are applicable to shooting. If we shot every day, like we practice writing, then our shooting skills would be high master in short order…or would they? Some of us can use a pencil or pen, but few can write legibly…but again, that isn’t the point, practice is.

    But, you say…there are the David Tubb’s of the shooting world…I can never expect to shoot better scores than he can. Not true. You can, if you set your goals so that they are attainable. First, however, one has to learn what it feels like to win. To get that winning feeling. Trial, error, applause, encouragement, training, and setting realistic goals. What is a goal? For the rank beginner…it may be to keep all shots on the target backer, a 6 by 6 foot square piece of cardboard, and for the Marksman, keep all shots in the scoring rings. For the high master keep all shots in the ten and X rings. These are goals…and I like to refer to them as ‘ring’ goals. If you are beginning as a new shooter or are a seasoned veteran…goal orientation is important. Why does a person who has won the National Championships need to set goals? To win another…and another…and another. How do they do that? By thinking about shooting, by conducting mental and physical practice sessions, and by having the best rifle and ammo combination that is available on the firing line. The best is a rifle and ammo capable of shooting X ring groups across the course.

    I have said this before, and will continue to say it…’Life is too short to shoot bad ammo or a bad rifle.’ This we have debated to some degree here on this forum…yet I still see posts that say, “Well, the ammo is good enough for my level of shooting.” Not unless it is the best. I know that price is a factor in this game, but if you want to excel, you cannot sacrifice along the way. If you do, it will catch up to you and may cause the loss of self esteem and confidence.

    I read a recent post about a bad match that a person shot and he said he couldn’t get it out of his mind. When I shoot a bad match, it is the first thing I forget. To dwell on a poor execution in one match or even two or three matches is the kiss of death for a competitive shooter. Lanny Basham related the story about a person who asked him about a match he fired a few years back, and asked him about the two nines he shot. Lanny questioned, “Why should I remember two bad shots?” So then, why should anyone remember a bad match, forget it and work towards your goal(s). The match is history, and absolutely nothing can be done about it. Remembering it, or worrying about it, will do only one thing…keep the shooter in the lower ranks or fretting so that when they go to another match the same thing is likely to happen…why? Because one’s thinking process is an input device to our subconscious. Feed in good information, get good information out.
    I can’t tell you when I last shot a seven in competition. Why? Simple, it was a bad shot, it was analyzed, and forgotten. Next shot 10 or X. Remember the good shots, good matches, and work on your stated goals.

    To achieve a particular goal requires a plan. When we travel, it is very often by the seat of our pants, because our travel plan has been worked out repeatedly over many years. But, this time we are going to some far away place where we have never been before. Out comes the maps, open up the computer and get a route plan in order. We now have a plan. That plan tells us approximately how long will it take to get there, and what routes are the most direct?

    The same holds true for shooting or living our lives everyday…we have to have a PLAN. A plan that is on paper with stated objectives and goals. The first objective is to get ourselves the best equipment possible, one piece at a time…if necessary…and it may be necessary to buy small pieces at first so we can sneak them into the house. First, a nice mat, then a stool, then a scope stand w/scope, shooting glove, carbide lamp (service rifle shooters), suspenders for those of us who have ‘done lap’ disease, shooting coat, score record book, and the list goes on from there and in no particular order.

    Having the best equipment is a confidence builder…something that you won’t have to worry about two or three years down the road. Learn how to use your equipment correctly, don’t work for your equipment. Where you place your spotting scope is critical, as you do not want to strain muscles to look through the scope. This causes physical fatigue and such fatigue will play on your mental frame of mind.

    Your subconscious will perform with no conscious effort on the part of the shooter. It is automatic, if you let it work for you.

    Exercise: Comment, this is for both new and seasoned veterans. I see even good shooters fumbling around during their prep time, when they should be dry firing and settling into their position. Make wise use of your time, follow your check list. Then, you won’t feel rushed.

    Practice getting into and out of the sitting position until it is automatic. You are teaching your muscles to remember. Sling is on, proper sling tension, sling frog/dog is positioned on outside of the arm, legs and arms positioned to provide maximum support, glove hand properly placed, sling arm relaxed to the hip, good tight grip on the pistol grip, and head aligned behind the sight. Develop a mental checklist that fits your technique and then follow it every time. Learn to get into the sitting or prone position in less than two minutes. Now, analyze the checklist and write down the steps that were left out of this check list? The missing steps will be posted in two or three days.

    Being able to remember this check list is the key to performance on the range. Forgetting just one item, such as changing the sling length from the prone position to the setting position can result in a bad group (loose sling). Or you are well into your three minute preparation period trying to change the hook on an already too tight sling…and your mental state goes south. By having your equipment and rifle ready so that you can get into your position quickly will pay big dividends. An organized mind will result in better scores.

    A good example was something I did in team practice a couple of days a go. We shot the course backward. Left the 300 for 200 and counted off my elevation and windage. Put the elevation on for 200 and shot my first shot. Surprise…7 out at 9. Forgot to put true zero back on the rifle. A mental lapse. Yes, but if I had followed my check list…it wouldn’t have happened. We are all prone to mistakes that cost us points. In a CMP EIC match or the National Trophy Team match, such a shot would be hard to come back from, but it can be done, if you maintain your composure. So, don’t let that kind of mental lapse affect your score, and above all don’t curse yourself or the shot, let it go and shoot for the X ring. You can still shoot a 97 and that isn’t all that bad for standing. If you need to, write your check list down and the go over it until you have learned it thoroughly.

    Remember, winning is an attitude you develop as you strive to achieve your goals. A bad attitude…we can expect poor scores…with a positive attitude…we will shoot good scores.

    Exercise: Mentally picture in your mind what a target looks like with a pin wheel X staring back at you, and it was your first shot for record, in the President’s match. Hold that picture…for it will be the topic for the next episode.

    by Richard “Dick” Whiting


    Bark, bark, woof, bark

    March 14th, 2007

    I want to get a dog.  A doggie dog.  A bark fest in fur.  A shit dropping, piss on the rug puppy dog.  I’m thinking about all kinds of dogs.  Should I get a Doberman or a German Shepard?  Maybe I’ll get a Dachshund.  I could go all everyday, normal and get a black lab.   If I do that I’d have to put a bandana around its neck rather than a collar.  I think there is law stating that if you own a black lab then you MUST, under penalty of law, place a bandana around its neck.  How about a greyhound?  Apparently you can get an off-track Greyhound cheap.  I might consider one of those crazy large Dogs like a Great Pyrenees, a Kuvas, an English Mastiff or an Olde English Sheepdog, maybe even one of those big ass hairy dogs with the whiskey barrel around its neck.  What about terriers?  Maybe a Jack Russell Terrier or a Cairn Terrier?  I really like White West Highland Terriers.  My oldest sister has one even though it’s a little dog it’s one of the happiest, friendliest barky-barks I’ve ever met.  That and you let it out back and it chases down groundhogs and wins!
    My last dog adopted me when I lived way out in the woods.  It was about 0700 and I went out to my front porch to have a smoke.  Two strays come walking around the side of the house and I walk up to them and pet them.  The little brown dog had a dark black stripe down the middle of its back.  I said, “What happen to you puppy dog?  Did someone pour toner on you?   The other dog kept walking down the driveway but the brown dog stayed.  I went and got some MRE crackers and a big bowl of water.  He wolfed down the water but even a starving dog won’t eat MRE crackers.  I went out for the day and when I returned around 1800 he was still there, so I gave him some more water and crackers.  We played around that evening.  He was a happy, happy pup and we had fun running around and playing catch.  Well his idea of catch was me throwing a stick and he would fetch it then run around keeping it from me.  He thought that was fun.
    Night falls and I go inside.  This puppy walks up to the front door and lies down.  Well, old softy that I am, that lasted about 15 minutes.  I let him in thinking that my house is going to be a tick and flea circus by the morning and all my furniture will be chewed, eaten and vomited out, on the floor.  He runs inside, lays down in front of the couch and goes to sleep.  I go to bed around 2300 with visions of a trashed house in my head.
    At 0700 the next morning this dog is standing beside my bed nudging me and asking to go out.  I let him out and went in to my living room.  It looked no different than it did when I went to bed.  He was already house broken!!!
    I was adopted.
    About 3 months later I pull in to a friend’s barn where I noticed there were a bunch guys hanging out with my friend.  I get out of my Jeep and Toner jumps out too.  A 14 year old kid turns to his dad and says, “Hey Dad, we know that dog!”.  Out of the mouths of babes!!!  Well after excuse after excuse after lie after lie I gleaned that these guys dog had puppies and they drove out in to the woods about two miles from my house and kicked them out of the car.  At least one got saved.
    Well Toner is no longer with us and I am thinking of getting another.  I’m leaning towards getting another muttley mutt rather than paying big bucks for a pure breed.  I don’t know, I’ll probably go to the Humane Society Animal Shelter, look around and get adopted again.


    Intelligent Day

    March 9th, 2007

    It’s all Wordnerds fault. She posted this on her blog and, of course, I was forced to take this test. I was kinda’ surprised. I expected my dominate intelligence to be plumbing or leaning against the wall outside of the Quick Stop. I answered the questions honestly and to the best of my abilities. Let’s see how yous’ guys’ do. Post your results in the comment section below.

    Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
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    You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
    An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
    You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
    What is your Dominate Intelligence?

    The second really cool thing that happened today is the wonderful news out of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit.

    WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal appeals court overturned the District of Columbia’s long- standing handgun ban Friday, rejecting the city’s argument that the Second Amendment right to bear arms applied only to militias.
    In a 2-1 decision, the judges held that the activities protected by the Second Amendment “are not limited to militia service, nor is an individual’s enjoyment of the right contingent” on enrollment in a militia.
    The ban on owning handguns went into effect in 1976.

    How cool is that? A federal court actually upholding the Consitution rather than twisting it to mean what it was never intended to mean.  Ever since this ban was put into law Washington DC has been the murder capitol of the US.  There are more shootings there than anywhere else in the country year after year.  It’s kind of like Austrailia, proof that gun bans don’t work.  Hurray for the Court of Appeals!  If the gub’mint of DC decides to continue the fight I’m told the next step is the Supreme Court.
    HERE is the pdf of the decision.
    04-7041a.pdf


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