Punxsutawney Phil
Do any of yous’ guys’ know who I’m talking about?
Punxsutawney Phil is the Groundhog who every year in Pennsylvania predicts how long the winter will last.
You see if he sees his shadow then there will be six more weeks of winter but…..
If he doesn’t see his shadow then spring shall come early.
This all goes back to an old German superstition but who gives a fuck.
I shall let the world know what the PA rodent has to say as soon as I drag my lazy ass outta’ bed tomorrow morning.
even if it’s later today…technically.
UPDATE Punxsutawney Phil this morning did not see his shadow thus forcasting an early spring.
Phil’s official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler’s Knob:
El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.
Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.
On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?
On Gobbler’s Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.
Yay! My freckles are quivering in anticipation, of some freaking sunlight.
Great post, Brian!
Wait a second …. groundhogs are responsible for global warming!! The bastards.
Now I don’t have to hold in my farts anymore.
Hey Brian, do you wake up to Sonny & Cher playing on the radio every morning?
Waking up to Sonny & Cher every morning? Damn I think they do that in Tehran to political prisoners.