Rantings Diversified

There are three shootists walking down the Viale range at Camp Perry.
There is an Highpower Rifle competitor, a Bullseye Pistol competitor and a Smallbore Rifle competitor.
They come upon a mud puddle.
The Smallbore shootist immediately sits down and starts writing a letter of protest.
The Bullseye Pistol shootist walks around and around the puddle bitching and complaining to anyone who’ll listen.
The Highpower Rifle competitor walks out into the middle of the puddle and lays down because he thinks it’s his firing point.

Yuk, yuk yuk, Hehehehehe, snorf’, yuk, yuk, chuckle, hehehe, snorf’, guffaw, snorf’, yuk, chuckle…….

Now go check out my web site at…..Brianf and figure out what my sport of choice is.

I’m not a big TV watching kinda’ guy. Oh yes I do have some shows I like to watch though. I like the local 6 O’clock news. I like The Simpsons. I like Criag Fergusons late night talk show. Now I don’t have cable, satellite, HDTV or anything all high tech like that. Nope, I just have 6 channels to choose from. NBCCWCBSABCPBSFOX is the network I get here at, “The Thistle and Shamrock Suburban Resort, hunting preserve, golf course, baseball field, basketball court, gun range, dance club, unrepentant fenian bastard hideout, beer hall, deer and elk butchering parlor, motorcycle repair shop, football pitch..not completely unlike Old Trafford except it’s much smaller and people don’t really play soccer here, spa, bodega and overall cocooning plaza for yours truly”.
For the past three weeks I’ve been watching this TV show called 24. So I came to this show about 5 years late. Now that’s what I call fashionably late! The first two shows were pretty cool. They were two hours long and despite the lefty diversity crap they were alright. Now I’ve watched the regular show for the past two weeks. It is, in my opinion, just another network TV show. Oh yea, the character, Jack Bauer, kicks some ass and I do like when the normal patriot who happens to be a muslim guy yells at the lefty anti-American lawyer girl. You can check my post entitled 24 for my review of the season opener. I prefer to watch a movie when I turn my TV on. Oh hell, the local used CD and DVD store know me by name. Now I have to admit that a couple of years ago I watched the first version of survivor religiously from beginning to end. Yea, the one that the fat gay guy won. Then the next year I sat down to watch it and I barely made it through 10 minutes. I think the last sitcom show I watched on a regular basis was either Hogans Heros, Get Smart or maybe All in the Family. Now that was good TV.

Well next Sunday I shall turn my TV on and watch the Super Bowl. See, there are a few things good on TV like Football, Baseball and Hockey or as I like to put it, Eagles, Phillies and Flyers.