My Shopping List
Ok, so I couldn’t come up with any hyper-inspired, clever kinda’ post today so please accept this one.
Giant Super Market (That’s it’s name it is not a grocery for REALLY big people)
Cheese 4:
1 block pepper jack
1 block swiss
1lb sliced american
1 block brie
Bread Wheat 2
Crackers Premium Saltines
B&M Baked Beans 2
Mustard
Catsup – Hunts
Wishyoucouldsayit sauce
Brown sugar 5lb
File 1/2lb
Burritos 20
Salsa 4
Albacore 3
Sweet Relish 2
Vermicelli 2lb
Extra Virgin Olive Oil 1lb
Parm cheese 1lb
Butter 2lb
Munchy Crunchy Yummies – Caramel rice cake things
Spuds 5lb
Fresh Garlic cloves 3
Jalapenos 2lb
Parises’ Butcher Shop
Ground-up dead cow muscle(no binders) 10lb
Italian HOT sausage 5lb
Did I miss anything?
Your shopping list sounds like a Cholesterol Infested Party.
Are you sure you’re not a rat, with all of that damn cheese.
My Shopping List:
Two bunches of arugula lettuce
1/4lb. Colby Cheese
1/4lb. Parmesan cheese
2lbs. of Roma Tomatoes
3 Red Onions
4 cucumbers
4 Bell Peppers
1 pk. of radishes
1 bundle of celery
1/2lb. of Sliced turkey
1 Loaf of Wheat Bread
1/4lb. of Swiss Cheese
Good, as in not a dollar a bottle, bottle of Balsamic Vinegar.
1 Bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2 Mahi Mahi fillets
Garlic
Sea Salt
2 Bottles of a four star wine.
One for the food, and the other for me, whilst assembling the concoction.
Did I miss anything?